Milka Stoutheart

Well, nobody exactly knows what her role is in BkD, once described by Grozin as "guild furniture". However, we stopped asking ourselves that question especially when one saw how much a piece of furniture could eat and drink.

Born in the Belegost of the Blackbladder family, Milka was early introduced to insanity, caused by endless experimenting in ale brewing. Her grandfather Piwo Blackbladder the 7th decided after another failure to make ale with twice thicker foam to send her to her cousins in Erebor to grow stronger. Somewhere along the way Milka strained a bit. Rumour said that she even went adventuring with those fur-feet halflings, pointy-ears and more shockingly, some of them she still calls friends!

Old Piwo immediately sent her a dress and a beard trimmer! She got the "message" and after realizing Khazads were watching all the time, she finally went to the halls of King Mrga. "Yes i'm idling again, so what!", she exclaimed before Mrga, and there, she was convinced to unidle and take the oath of the Baruk Khazad-Dum.

Touched by her passion towards trouble where trouble was impossible to find, ale and idling, old Master Barberi took Milka to his family as his daughter. Rumours say that Barberi was in fact bribed by old Piwo with daily, lifetime shipments of stout black ale. Now, Milka Stoutheart is happily idling in our Mountain, still promising to us she will level up one day. Too much ale, no doubt!